pilasses

Pilasses refers to the very appealing back sides of devoted Pilates enthusiasts.

"What ya doing Joe?"

"Nothing much, just sitting here with my coffee watching the Pilasses walk out of the studio."

by OctalJunky January 6, 2021

pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch

A term for an unloved fatass who has no friends

Jerry: Look at Larry over there eating glue like a pilatitolasoanatatlitionanagogoglatchoswatchwatch. What a loser.
Mike: What the fuck did you just say?

by Billy230 January 8, 2022

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

Pilas

A Guatemalan adjective to describe a person that is really good in a particular activity or skill.

Spanish: Que pilas sos para nadar.

English: You're witty swimming.

by Lavagna February 9, 2009

Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012