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Fat males.
Fat lads.
Fat male supremacy.
Fatscist.
BIGot.
Fat male bigots.
Big idiots.
Big male idiots.
- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th January 2023 on Vice . com

- “if you haven’t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”

- When fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”

- Going from shagging skinny men to fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?

- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal dick.

- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)

- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)

- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a dick.

- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh
by NotSafeForWoke January 14, 2023
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atriarchy

a society which functions with all genders in equal power and equally treated socially, politically, and economically.
patriarchies and matriarchies have evidently been proven to be ineffective and/or discriminatory. let's build an atriarchy.
by katiegaga12 April 13, 2014
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patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.
by CDB December 7, 2004
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Patriarchal Princess

A female who is comfortable with the world remaining a patriarchal society.

This term is similar to a "pick me girl." The only difference being that pick me girls uphold the patriarchy to gain favour from men while patriarchal princesses stand by the patriarchy simply because they prefer it. They prefer the life that patriarchy affords them and have no interests in fighting gender equity.
Person: Both men and women should provide in a home. It is unfair to deem one gender the provider while the other does nothing.
Her: No, it's best that way. A man should provide. A woman can help out if she chooses but it is not her place to provide for the family.
Person: You're obviously a patriarchal princess. You like the patriarchy so far it favours you.
by Lemonade_Heart May 2, 2022
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Patriotarchy

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.
I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy
by clickeye3 November 15, 2020
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patriarch

A biblical figure of Orthodox Church.
The partriarch Kirill of Moscow.

The patriarchy of Pec.
by DZIDZA November 23, 2017
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Patriarca Family

The New England mafia crime family headquarters established in Providence's Federal Hill
With the retirement of Buccola in 1954, Providence became the center of the New England Family’s operations. From a wood-frame, two-story building in Providence Patriarca ran his crime empire. The building, nicknamed “The Office,” housed the National Cigarette Service Company and Coin-O-Matic Distributors, a vending machine and pinball business, on Atwells Avenue in an area known as Federal Hill. Organized crime figures there were referred to as “members of the Office.” Vincent Teresa described Atwells Avenue as a noisy open-air market that was also an armed camp with “spotters” located everywhere. These “spotters” were area residents and vendors who kept an eye out for suspicious people – especially snoopy law enforcement officials. This set up was similar to other popular mob-run areas like Mulberry Street in Manhattan’s Little Italy, Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, and Prince Street in Boston.
Person A: Ever eat on Federal Hill
Person B. Yea the Old Canteen, a frequent hangout for the Patriarca Family.
by Mike Bn April 30, 2006
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