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Passenger Seat Hijack

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014
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cack passenger

(noun) fanatic, zealot, sheep, follower..
Yo, quit playing Me so close, You fuckin' Cack Passenger.
by Beacon Hill Low Life July 23, 2002
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chicken passer

On a multi-lane highway, someone who wants to drive really fast, but is scared of the fast (inside) lane. So instead they pass you on the right, using the slow lane.
"Watch out honey, there's a chicken passer coming up on your right."
by bgnsg July 31, 2009
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paper passer

like a paper pusher, but someone who works in an office who just passes along papers to a coworker without adding any real value.
Jennifer: Rick is worthless. All he does is pass the papers on to you without doing any real work or adding value.

Greg: Yeah, he's nothing but a paper passer.
by gferro October 15, 2009
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squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'
They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.
by ellobo11 September 17, 2014
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rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.
"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."
by Jade J. January 7, 2009
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the boat has passed

the opportunity has gone by
when people drop out of architecture and want to come back 2 months later, "the boat has passed"
by gluescrews October 15, 2013
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