Pandaphile

Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.

Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.

Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"

Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"

Nate: "Pandaphile."

by Mary Danger March 22, 2011

Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

pandaji

a name given to a homesexual person who is the leader of a 3 man homosexual gang/crew.

This gang of "3" is all male and all regulary participate in sexual activity with one another

The pandaji of the gang was called Zaid

by Zaid Querishi August 15, 2006

Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

by salamwalad October 13, 2011

Trash Panda

A raccoon

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019

Pandapaw

The action of wiping a person's face from forehead to chin with your hand, thumb-side down, like a panda. It originated from W-wood and made its way to Wanawhat through Olive Garden.

Awkward Girl - "Stop staring at me, I'm eating!"

Guy - *Pandapaws*

Some random azn kid - OMNOMNOMNOM

by Whimperrs July 19, 2010

Pandaism

Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.

Compared to humanism, pandaism is a lot more interesting!

by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019