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Outdoors

A place non-gamers go to in order to "get a life," typically 'cause they suck at video games and aren't epikc gaiemors.
'Get out of your mom's basement and go outdoors.'
by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023
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Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
by mr bombo February 27, 2004
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Outdoor Chick

Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.

Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.

She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.
"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."

You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."

"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."

Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"

Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"

Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"
by fish supreme April 23, 2019
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Outdoor Adamson

It’s when your such a fucking lad and top shagger that instead of keeping it in the bedroom, you use your extensive knowledge of top shagging to then do it outside too!
Did a outdoor Adamson last night, it was good.
by Big J B July 19, 2022
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VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.
VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
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Outdoor Ball

Term used to describe a girl who is often passed around, commiting to reckless or 'wild child' behavior decreasing their apparent value as a person
Compared to an indoor ball, outdoor balls are often worn and less valuable, often best kept outside.
Man, Lexie is such an outdoor ball. I see her partying with a different dude every day. Pretty sure there's a plaque of her at every frat on campus. I feel bad for her dad.
by DoomScroller June 18, 2025
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Orangutan outdoor activities

It is another way to say gorilla tag without looking so goofy ahh
Lets go play some Orangutan outdoor activities
by Goofy ahh Monkey toucher May 31, 2022
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