Opposite jailded

(N) being found not guilty

Not going to jail

(V) breaking out of prison

Out running the cops

If he b like “aye yo I’m bout to bust a cap in you ass no cap on jah, see look da gun right here” he would prob get jailded but if he like “aye yo I’m bout to put sum lead in yo head, jk but like I fukin hate ya and yuh suck balls” he prob would get Opposite jailded

by Bigwangchickenwang January 10, 2020

Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.

Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!

by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019

The Ogden Opposition

When a guy likes a girl and does everything in his power no matter how strange, stubborn or ridiculous, to keep the attention of said girl to himself even if she isn't interested in him or is just a huge flirt and everyone knows it. This can often manifest itself in awkward and confrontasional situations.

Guy to friend: did you see john last night? He wasted the whole party playing the Ogden opposition to keep jane all to himself but she's totally not into him.

by Lnnvnhllywd November 4, 2009

opposite of good

The opposite of good? Well, it's bad.

Man, those swisher sweets -- they are the opposite of good.

by Matty & Steez October 28, 2007

Opposite Day

(march 27th! or so i've heard hehe.)

a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.

a conversation between a girl & her boyfriend when theyre hugging on opposite day:

Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*

by chass i licious July 22, 2005

opposite day

Opposite day isnt a real day, where you dont do the opposite. People will say nothing opposite. Every other day of the year IS an opposite day.

Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)

Guy 1: Hai its opposite day
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!

by W (my name starts with it) June 28, 2011

Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.

Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.

by abeccap April 6, 2011