Stratford is a small city in south western ontario world renown for it's Shakespearean festival. During the summer
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
Overheard conversation between 2 visitors to stratford, Ontario
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
The waterfall capital of the world!
Hamilton boasts approximately 100 all natural waterfalls (not created by man) around various parts of the city.
The most popular and known waterfalls include Albion Falls, Devil's Punchbowl and Webster's Falls
A recent poll conducted by the creator of the facebook group "Hamilton-Waterfall Capital Of The World!" concluded that %73 percent of Hamiltonians had no clue Hamilton was the water fall capital of the world
Hamilton boasts approximately 100 all natural waterfalls (not created by man) around various parts of the city.
The most popular and known waterfalls include Albion Falls, Devil's Punchbowl and Webster's Falls
A recent poll conducted by the creator of the facebook group "Hamilton-Waterfall Capital Of The World!" concluded that %73 percent of Hamiltonians had no clue Hamilton was the water fall capital of the world
Josh: Hey Randy did you know that Hamilton Ontario is the water fall capital of the world??
Randy: uhh.. you're joking right?
Josh: seriously for REAL!.. google it for yourself
**Randy then googles "water fall capital of the world**
Randy: wow, now we have something else to talk about other than how sh*t the Ti-Cats are!
Randy: uhh.. you're joking right?
Josh: seriously for REAL!.. google it for yourself
**Randy then googles "water fall capital of the world**
Randy: wow, now we have something else to talk about other than how sh*t the Ti-Cats are!
by hamiltonian July 16, 2008
Burlington is a decent city size city in Ontario. As a high school student you’ll see kids who think they are hard vaping and smoking weed. Something unique to Burlington is the sheer amount of thots and hoars who’ll suck dick for a toonie. Overall it’s a bunch of Toronto dick-suckers and hoars in one place.
by Bucktee123 October 8, 2018
Kingston is a town in Canada. Its inhabitants are some of the finest people in the world including, Meth heads, University students who will kindly accept you if you are rich, outgoing, white and athletic, Judgemental soccer moms, Hipsters, Boomers who refuse to retire and much more! Some of the amazing attractions include a fort that was never used in battle, An empty prison where Canada's most notorious serial rapist and killer Paul Bernardo used to live, and Queens University, an overall top ten university (In Canada) with no English department who prides themselves in their annual racist Halloween parties. Kingston also has a vibrant downtown area that contains stores with over priced tourist souvenirs, Clothing, Shoes and Restaurants that have the look of a 5 star place but the food quality of a Boston pizza.
You are moving to Kingston (Ontario)? Youll be fine there, Kingstonians are super accepting and open as long as you have had a family there for 6 generations or more, are wealthy, White, Good looking, And fit the mold.
by limbin September 3, 2017
London Ontario is in Canada. It is a large city with a large population. It is very boring because there is nothing fun to do unless you are super rich and have lots of money. London is becoming overrun with emos and scene kids. :( There are also lots of hobos here. Crazy hobos.
by I am the Devil August 31, 2008
by Melvis Piff March 20, 2004
A small gambling city in south-western Ontario. Known for bars and strip clubs. The highest rated casino in canada is Caesars Windsor. The only city between Miami florida and montreal Quebec where you must stop at a stop light on a major highway. Much of the city is currently employed by the automotive industry, but is transitioning to green energy creation. There are lots of strip clubs in windsor. The Black-Berry Billionaire grew up in windsor. Don't make fun of asian's here. Legal drinking age is 19 unlike 21 in detroit, attracting lots of 19 and twenty year olds to the Windsor club strip.
person1: "Yo bro lets go drinking!"
person2: "but im only 19!"
person1: "LETS GO TO WINDSOR, ONTARIO!"
person1:"Hey why is there so many wind turbines here?"
person2:"It's Windsor!"
person2: "but im only 19!"
person1: "LETS GO TO WINDSOR, ONTARIO!"
person1:"Hey why is there so many wind turbines here?"
person2:"It's Windsor!"
by canadiankidfromontario March 31, 2011