one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.

I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.

by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016

One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.

Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.

by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008

one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.

by RageQTR November 30, 2009

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

one hand sack basket

A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.

Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.

by Anonomous11001 June 9, 2011

one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016