Mums on the menu

Your mums on the menu

“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying”

by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021

chinese menu

Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.

In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.

01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.

01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...

01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.

01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.

01:03:15 This is pricks fix.

by mikeyjewels June 27, 2016

Menu Mind

Expecting every problem in life to have an available solution like choosing from a drop-down menu.

The student had a menu mind and couldn't understand that the question didn't have a one word answer.

by Rupert art March 27, 2013

Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked

Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!

by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008

Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.

Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.

by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013

deep menu

A descriptor for food items that are very culturally unique.

"I'm up for some deep menu Chinese food right now, what do you guys think?"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"

by Neat Grease September 29, 2018

Menu Eyes

A state of mindlessness. When you are physically reading but none of the information is processing.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.

I had to reread that whole chapter because I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019