omlet time

ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry

i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005

Portuguese Omlet

When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!

Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!

by KaitySoHot January 15, 2008

omlette

stop looking David McCandless! You'll never find out!

I'd rather be a slut than an omlette.

by notanomlette June 25, 2010

western omlet

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

Omlet

Nickname for a girl with a perfect egg shaped head.

Me: Brandon, you still trying to hook up with omlet?

Brondon: yea I is.

by Derek Lucas October 4, 2006

omlette legs

He/ or she likes to "run" really fast

Man he's got omlette legs

by Corey Tyler October 13, 2008