oakville

Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls. Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada. Big deal. Who really gives a shit where you're from. So why all the fighting guys? Can't we just all get along? Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma. Expand.

Joker: Oakville what!!
Batman: Unbelievable.
Robin: Holy Crap Batman! Joker's representin'!
Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait.
Joker: Chate!!!

by Mx master Mike September 15, 2007

Oakville

Oakville is a place where white kids wanna be black and black kids wanna be white. The upper class wants to be in a Abercombie commercial, and the girls are wannabee models. Not to include the "high class" twits who suck they're parents money away and will probably not move out til they are 30. Not only that but they're parents will probably have to make the downpayment.
Life is rough when you come from the mean streets of oakville....right....fags

Mom: Son would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
Billy: Sure Ma, that would be great.
Mom: You know your 32 and unemployed maybe its time to get a job? or maybe your own place?
Billy: Well mom i'm really trying to focus on beating Donky Kong this summer and going to Sharkeys
Mom: Well okay, do you want animal crackers with your sandwhich
Billy: Do I ever....OAKVILLE

by GunShow21 September 26, 2005

Oakville

Oakville is full of white RICH skater fags that are soft as hell. There is absolutely no diversity in oakville...If there are any "black" people to be seen they are all corrupted into being skaters. Now some people that are new to oakville..like people from Mississauga and Toronto are the HARDEST people in the whole of oakville. These certain people have lived in a real world and realize how fucking boring oakville is. Now for those of you who do not know what the word "Hard" and "bitch" means...Please look it up...I tried to make this definition as Oakvillish as possible. Hope you had a good laugh :D

oakville person: Hey dude lets go skate

Sauga person: nah FUCK THAT PUSSY.

by Too real October 20, 2008

OAKVILLE

Most fucked up pussiest place in the world. Filled with white fucking "hollister" faggets

Oakville fagget: Im so gangster with my sk8board

Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag

Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser

Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up..

Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean

by Saugaaaaaa October 20, 2008

oakville

a rich city with rich ppl, also filling up with "binders" it doesnt matter if we speak english or not, we are rich and taking over, ass

white boy - you brown ppl are crowding up my town

brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet

by punjabi27 September 16, 2005

Oakville

Pussies that think just cuz they're rich little bitches that they can handle shit. When in reality everyone one in a NORMAL area such as Mississauga and Toronto and any where other then oakville..Knows that they can shove their skate boards up their asses any day. So unless you faggets wanna make something of this then reach sauga...and act all oakvillish...you'll see how much fun you'll have...OH and bring your lexus too...It'll look sick in a new paint job :D

oakville pussies

by Fuck oakville October 20, 2008

Oakville Hiseys

Prestigious hockey team in Oakville Ontario under the great leadership of Robert Hisey.

Scout 1: Who's the third-best forward on the "Oakville Hiseys?"
Scout 2: It's Maddyx Chaput

by syd and M February 8, 2025