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October 31 

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” -Cady
Someone: What day is it again?

Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it
October 31 by cutecow October 27, 2019

October 31 

National Have sex with a ghost day. If you are a single perverted man than this is the lucky day you will always have someone watching your intense boner all day if you do this.
October 31 by Sexy Porn Ghost October 23, 2019

October 31 

The day when anyone can dress like sluts and no one can judge them because it’s halloween. The real bad bitches wear only Laundre with animal ears.
its october 31 st you already know all the hoes are gonna be out
October 31 by badbitch___ October 27, 2019

october 31 

"its halloween" oh stfu its my fucking birthday man
guy 1 - oh u know what day it is?
guy 2 - yeah its october 31, halloween!
guy 1 - but u know whats better than halloween? MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

(srry for this people always forget my bday bc of halloween)
october 31 by some lost girl January 27, 2021

October 31 

The day on which you go out and have fun because the day after is no nut November
Person 1:oh shit it’s October 31
Person 2: oh shit I gotta go
Person 1: wait what?
October 31 by Niffler7 October 28, 2019

October 31 

October 31 is national dance with you bf/gf day! So go have a spooky dance with them!!
You: I babe
Gf/Bf: Whats up
You:it’s October 31 so its national dance with your gf/bf day so can we dance
Gf/bf: sure of course
October 31 by Stupid_Potato October 29, 2019