Octamommy

n. A woman who chooses to have eight embryos implanted in her baby box and who successfully births the flock.

"I'm afraid I have to reschedule my botox appointment--I'm in labor," declared Octamommy.

by 'nuther concerned citizen February 17, 2009

Octavia

A very hot chick. She's the kind of woman that every man wants to be with. She's so hot.

Oh my god!!! Look at Octavia! what a babe!

Hey look at that woman! She's an Octavia!

I fucked Octavia last night.

by Octavia's man November 15, 2004

Octaroon

offspring of quadroon and caucasian

Light skinned negro.

by Roy April 23, 2003

octagon

When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".

Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".

Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."

by Jimbo S March 4, 2007

Octavia Spencer

the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.

originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.

"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."

by bottomboy tj June 16, 2018

octavious

having an 8 inch penis, and always having fun, usually having a birthday on the 8th of any month.

oh my god octavious is huge..

by octavious November 25, 2006

Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010