OAF

Old As Fuck. This is also another term for 'Stale'. When someone tells a joke or story and you have already heard it a thousand times.

That comedian Basket Mouth needs to get his game up. All his jokes are OAF these days.

Nna ehn! My oga at the top just dey nack me joke turn turn. I just the laugh but all the joke na so so OAF sha but I still dey laugh. Man need that promotion.

by Guru Salty May 17, 2013

OAF

disgusting, haggard, nasty, primarily used on Joe Sullivan AKA oaf himself

Dude Joe is such an OAF.

by Krunkmaster August 10, 2008

oaf

One who acts much like a slow witted primate. Also known as a Jimmy.

The Oaf declared it was raining after realizing he was completely soaked.

by swimmer101 October 18, 2008

OAF

Oger Ass Fucker

This guy is an oaf

by Real names 2233 January 8, 2018

Oafe

A very large fat man who will eat 8 ice lollies in 15 mins

Yo have u seen that oafe over there

by Dylan oafe jr August 16, 2019

OAFS

Obsessed Angry Female Stalkers

You're in luck that the Doff has come up with some great ways, to take care of these OAFS.

by The Game 420 July 15, 2011

Oafe

An absolutely incredible guy. He is the sweetest, most caring guy that you will ever meet. He has good morals for himself, and treats his girl like a lady. Once you have met him, you feel like he is the sun to your day, and can't imagine a sunny day without him. He is funny and goofy, constantly singing, he is witty and full of movie quotes. He loves and genuinely cares for everyone that has stepped into his life. You will be inspired and constantly be encouraged to be a better person, and to continue growing in your love for Jesus. Whenever you doubt him, he will come through for you better than what you had ever imagined. When you are struggling, stressed, and worried, he can not only comfort and ease the pain, but he will also do absolutely whatever he can to help. He always knows exactly what to say. And he is becoming even more ridiculouly remarkable with every day. I love him with every inch of my being. I have doubt that he will always be my other half. I can't imagine anyone ever loving me or taking care of me the way that he does. I love him more than words can possibly say, and I will continue to tell him that every day of my life. Not to mention again how incredibly sexy and gorgeous he is as well. He has beautiful tan skin, blonde hair, and beautiful brownish-green eyes. I've never been so attracted to anyone in my life, and I don't believe that I ever will be. I LOVE YOU, my Oafe.(:

"Nicole, was that him?"
"Haha. Yeah..that's my Oafe. Why?"
"You mean that's the guy that passes all of your tests??"
"lol...uhmm..pretty much!"
"But he's super hottt!"

"Haha.(: Yepp...I'm aware."

by ShootingStar91811 November 18, 2011