national day one day

The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back

it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning

by DrFitzSlurp July 2, 2023

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024

One day

a period of twenty-four hours as a unit of time

I will give ridderp ownership of the discord server and all of Luigi's coins one day.
-Amshan

by valorant or something idk November 28, 2020

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

by zuzzi March 20, 2024

Four Seasons In One Day

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned

My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day

by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025