Ode

Having an unmatched levelof retardation

Karl, your being such an Oderight now cut the crap.

by Speedybugle February 13, 2020

ODs

Short for Olive Drabs, the common-issue army fatigues worn by U.S. soldiers during World War II.

"Hey Lieutenant, you looking to get your ODs dirty?"
~Quoted from Band Of Brothers Part 8

by 8-Ball Lock December 30, 2005

odded

Adj.

Being astrange with any given situation. Light headed or unsure about what is happening. Having an odd moment.

I'm just... odded right now.

by Ebenflow May 24, 2006

Ode

Leicestershire slang for old (in any context)

Ayup me ode how aya?

by Profanity personified April 06, 2004

ODS

Ostrich Driven Security

When IT Security administrators in your organisation are stupid as shit and don't differentiate between work resources and potentially harmful websites, so they 'stick their head in the sand' like ostriches and block access to both thus preventing you to do your job effectively. Hence the term 'ODS: Ostrich Driven Security'.

by AudejoSiuveja May 04, 2020

Ode

A lyrical poem, written in varied or irregular metre, often with romantic connotations.

Chinese girls are nice, once you overcome their initial reserve. When my new girlfriend ode and ahhed, I wrote the following poem about her:

Oh please don't touch me
Oh please don't touch
Oh please do
Oh please
Oh

by ThudanBlunder July 13, 2008

ODE

One Day Event, where you compete in all 3 phases Dressage, Show Jumping and Cross Country in one day.

Are you competing at the ODE today?

by Lauraaaa. May 10, 2009