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Hairdresser Octopus

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020
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Octopus Girl

A shock site containing a video of a woman standing in a bathtub while an octopus slowly inches out of her vagina until it has fully emerged and plops to the ground.
Guy One: Dude, you up for sushi tonight?
Guy Two: Man, after watching Octopus Girl, I don't think I'm in the mood.
by cdltehpimp May 24, 2010
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The Needy Octopus

When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
by cghxfjua45er7q4574yyahAEhy December 8, 2009
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land octopus

that mfer kole
Oh Kole, that land octopus.
by invaliduser504291 April 16, 2022
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overbearing octopus

A significant other who tries to control your life and gets involved in as much shit as possible, much like an octopus might do with his many tentacles.
Ugh! My boyfriend is such an overbearing octopus. He won't let me go to the party tonight.
by melleeson November 9, 2009
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Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.
Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011
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Doctor Octopus

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.
by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020
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