Conor Oberst is one of the worst indie/emo singers every to come along and help ruin the world. Idiotic adolescents enjoy his ridiculous awful cry-wail, even though it is never in key, has horrid tone, is always out of pitch, and generally makes me want to kill myself. Every fan of this piece of shit loser who can't sing should kill themselves in a horrible fashion. You all need to fuck off.
by poopshitter January 28, 2008
1. (n) A no talent ass-hat that sets unbelievably contrived lyrics to horribly depressing music.
2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.
2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.
1. The newest lyrics by Conor Oberst make me want to vomit.
2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?
2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?
by Jesus Jones September 07, 2004
by Ride the Wings of Pestilence March 07, 2005
Easily the greatest musician of all time. Stupid faggot kids who think he is just an emo queer need to pull themselves away from themselves long enough to get a girlfriend and stop listening to shit like cake and chicken foot. Many Amercian rock critics call him the next Bob Dylan. Aggreably, may not have the best vocals, may not have the best guitar skills, but easily the best musician of all time. Far better than faggots who think shredding is music, and drone music and heavy metal is all there is to life. They just need to see the sun light every once in a while and stop butt fucking themselves.
by Not a fag who likes shit music August 20, 2010
by fascistpony April 19, 2005
by thehipster April 18, 2005
over-hyped (particularly by emo girls), egotistical, talent-lacking singer/songwriter who has to be butt fucked by every critic with praise
by HeartsofOak May 11, 2005