Netflix O'clock

The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.

Last night during Netflix O'clock my download speed averaged 2MBPS!

by Treborch August 31, 2014

Scoop o'clock

Time of day when your DNA turns into NAD (need a drink) and your feet carry you to the nearest bar.

'what time is it?'
'its 430pm'
'great, its scoop o'clock'

by dr277 March 30, 2010

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

bitch o'clock

going to bed anytime before midnight (12AM) is to be considered bitch o'clock. It implies that the person is a bitch since they are self-imposing an early bedtime.

Henry (10:46 PM): Dude, I'm going to bed, I'm really sleepy

Tyson: (10:47PM): nice, bitch o'clock! you are such a grandpa

by suburban_hiking December 18, 2011

lol o'clock

7:07 AM (upside down, says LOL). When the alarm goes off again after you snooze it at 7:00. See also leg o'clock.

There's nothing funny about lol o'clock. It means we have to wake up.

by Blue Jack August 5, 2008

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

by scaryanna March 1, 2006