A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days
by Phloxxi December 16, 2017
Get the nutsack chutney mug.After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"
Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.
by mafabiotch May 17, 2011
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DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off
DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off
cashier: hey, welcome to mcdonalds. Can i take your order?
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou
Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou
Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.
by gangsta nig June 6, 2008
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