Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009

numlock

repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results

repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working

by Craque June 25, 2005

Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.

Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.

by Kuzuail March 1, 2011

nutella nigger

A white Motherfucker, Who puts Nutella on his face to look black, Commonly Beaners.

I just saw a nutella nigger at school, He looked so good i could actually eat him out

by HairyAsshole June 8, 2014

numlock

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

by andy x September 17, 2009