oh hell nothing 

a way to say “oh hell no” about a whole situation/person

lauren - “that kid sent me nudes last night”

desiree - “oh hell nothing!”

michael - “yeah... OH HELL NOTHING HIS STANK ASS”

oh hell nothing by MLD THE GROUP February 21, 2019

Ain't said nothing but a word 

A statement used to agree with something another person said. Can be used in a similar fashion as "yes" but is most often used to affirm an opinion or belief someone else has stated.

"You can't always trust your friends. Nobody will have your back like you can." "Girl, you ain't said nothing but a word."

Ain't said nothing but a word by ashelle November 15, 2019

Nothing is Impossible 

The most flaccid statement in all of history. It is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three fucking words.

"Wait, so if nothing is impossible, is it possible that something IS impossible? Man, what the fuck."

Nothing is Impossible by PositiveZero April 10, 2008

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! 

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Ze goggles, zey do nothing! by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

move along, nothing to see here 

A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?

Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here

Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!

move along, nothing to see here by mikexd911 August 16, 2010

nothing but net

Said when a 'swish' is made on the basketball court. A swish is when the ball goes in the basket without touching the rim or backboard. The ball makes a 'swishing' sound.

"Miller, from downtown......swish! Nothing but net!"

nothing but net by Diego August 26, 2003

Belka did nothing wrong 

A versatile sentence that can be used to shut Osean kids up when they start going on about how bad Belka supposedly is for ALLEGEDLY nuking itself and also to denounce OBC as a fake and biased news station whose only goal is to vilify Belka.

Osean Virgin: "I mean Belka did nuke itself killing 12.000+ people..."
Proud Glorious Chad Belkan: "Shut up Osean trashcan, Belka did nothing wrong, I won't be corrupted by your lies!"

Belka did nothing wrong by bIRBMAN May 29, 2021