Moose Noose

A cock ring.

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.

I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.

by sadinhoney July 10, 2018

Noose caboose

When a girl take the hang mans dance to far accidentally hangs herself and then you have sex with her dead body

Last night got crazy when I gave her the noose caboose

by Belloma42 May 26, 2019

Noose Decoration

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.

by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010

Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.

If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.

by djscottpeterson July 23, 2010