nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

nooksucker

Nooksucker is an insult used by trolls, thus meaning when they troll people.
But only the really grumpy trolls.
(Like Karkat)

KK: YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ASS NOOKSUCKER THAT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT

by lovelyBeheaded October 13, 2011

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Noongah tax

An alternative word for stealing

I just Noongah taxed that white kids bike

by enslave all jews May 30, 2010

High Noon

A showdown. When shyt gets real. A time fights are usually scheduled

Texas slang for the time one usually will get their butt kicked

Meet me tomorrow outside in the parking lot, high noon, for a beat down!

by Tagalog July 20, 2013

Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.

Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."

by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010

Nookit

To download an e-book onto one's nook.

Daniel: Oh dear, it seems I don't have a copy of The Book of Mormon.
Mac: Nookit!

by Zorgithatoob June 8, 2011