Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

by Beercules September 21, 2011

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noon o'clock

another name for noon.12:00

I don't wake up until noon o'clock

by R.I.P. Friskie June 28, 2007

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Noon Thirty

An easier way to explain it is 30 minutes past noon, rather than it turning into a hour long debate about when it becomes AM and PM

Mike-I came in for work at twelve thirty
Jackass-You guys are still open then?
Mike-Noon Thirty penis breath

by J-reed September 24, 2007

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Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone or better known as iron man got roasted by the Fresh Prince. His arms are as fragile as glass and got the iron hairline

Mr. Noone got that hardened hairline

by Mr noone May 02, 2019

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It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.

we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!

by boomtown305 September 01, 2010

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