The Nooner

When you meet your buddy for lunch and take you hot waitress to the shitter and pull a Chinese Finger Puzzle.

Man, Aaron and I pulled quite the nooner Friday on that vixen bartender at Local Barrel.

by Trout Diddy June 24, 2022

Nooner

A chat-filter-safe version of the n-word.

*Chamber dies to Pheonix*

(Chamber): Pheonix, you’re a nooner.

by The Widowmainer August 17, 2024

Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars

That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard

by 247tray October 26, 2024

cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024