by Will ladd October 6, 2018
Get the Ripper gaggermug. by Twerkin&JerkinErryDay June 14, 2018
Get the Gaggermug. "fucking GAGGER"
by fishy1234591 August 20, 2025
Get the Gaggermug. Being so sick of this stupid shit that the secret in the closet douche bags use to define themselves; ie swag, is so over used and pointless that every time the word swag is used, you gag a little bit (or a lot! )
Douche bag: "Yo bro, I got my swag on!"
Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"
Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"
by sosickofthestupid! February 5, 2014
Get the swagger gaggermug. A line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it. The presence of the gag is indicative of high-quality cocaine, which ensures an excellent high. If the cocaine goes down too easily, whatever you bought is low quality (or fake).
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...
“I need some gaggers!”
But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.
At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I need some gaggers!
by Lexaminator April 28, 2023
Get the gaggermug. Someone who takes their sweet ass time. Takes forever to take a shower, takes forever getting out of bed. Just takes forever in general.
by Yeahyeahyea July 29, 2019
Get the Lolly gaggermug. Frat boy 1: "Did you see Chad today?"
Frat boy 2: "Yeah, me and him tossed in some fat gaggers before class"
Frat boy 2: "Yeah, me and him tossed in some fat gaggers before class"
by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019
Get the Gaggermug.