static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

Static-x

The best band of all fuckin time.
They beat out any other band in the genre of hardcore metal. And the guys hair is cool

by STATIC-X RULES May 23, 2003

static x

a kickass band i saw in concert, fucking best mosh pit, famous for push it, this is not, black and white, wisconson death trip...

i saw static x in concert

by rhcpgod August 13, 2003

Static-X

Evil Disco band formed by Wayne Static(LEAD SINGER / GUITAR and Tony Campos(BASS), while accompanied by Tripp Eisen(LEAD GUITAR) and Nick Oshiro(DRUMS) whome are all too good to be played on MTv. Visit www.static-x.com to listen to three of their songs for free!!!

I listened to Static-X and now have a writhing ring in my ear, but its alllll good cause im EvOaSiS. Keep Disco Evil

by EvOaSiS April 26, 2004

Static-x

damn mother fuck....they band is fucking bad ass but "the guy" has a name...it is wayne

You dont kno the devil til you hear static-x

by evil August 24, 2003

The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.

The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.

by Emandageerio April 25, 2007

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010