by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021
Get the Suck yo boy kelby off daymug. On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
Get the eat a vsco girl’s head off daymug. On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
Get the Pedo jerk off daymug. On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021
Get the show him off day!mug. Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.
by Barbrown February 13, 2019
Get the brothers off daymug. October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Daymug.