necromancer

1. A person who uses necromancy to communicate with the dead.
2. A member of one or more cults for the same purpose.
3. A gothic teenager with necromantic tendencies.
4. A book supposedly written between 500 B.C and 1500 A.D and copied a dozen times, of which only one copy exists still, and is apparently in the Vatican Library. (Concerns Satanic Necromancy.)

1. "I use necromancy to talk to my dead nephew."
2. "Did you join the new necromancer guild in Stockholm?"
3. "She's so gothic... emo... almost a necromancer!"
4. "I'm going to use magic to flatten the Vatican and find the Necromancer."

by Tom Warwick October 23, 2007

Necromancerphiliamander

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.

"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.

by Vapor Snake September 6, 2008

necromancer

someone who romanticizes necks

bill: i think im a necromancer

jim: oh

by obamaxcare August 22, 2020

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

necromancer

A latin female with a disturbing amount of upper lip facial hair,thick long curling sideburns, and a near dark unibrow. They have been spotted in graveyards attempting to call upon the powers of the undead.

Whoa, don't look, she's a total necromancer!

by The Doogie September 15, 2008

necromancer

Someone who has sex with dead people. Portmanteau of the words "necro" and "romancer."

Dr. Orpheus: I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am a necromancer by trade. You know what that means, don’t you?

Brock Samson: You have sex with dead people?

by DnB4L April 18, 2008

NecroNancy

The darkest eval bitch of all-!

Best watch out for that Eval bitch NecroNancy, she'll leave you dead.

by Jermanathurmana February 26, 2020