neandernerd

Someone whose thuggish or unsophisticated demeanor masks sophisticated technical ability.

Don't fuck with him. If he finds out who you are he'll deface more than your homepage. Proper neandernerd.

by Dr Congo1 October 17, 2008

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

neanderbrawl

When people are fighting for no reason or cause to extent of shaming humanity; usually initiated by mind altering substances or plain stupidity.

Did you see that fight between the soccer team and the JV football team yesterday?

Yeah, total neanderbrawl. I think it was over pez.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.

"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

by _chickenscratch_ April 13, 2019

neanderpigger

A Western European Caucasian person

A room full of NeanderPiggers.

by Mr. Matto November 16, 2019

Neautiful

A word used to describe an indescribable amount of beauty and elegance. The definition itself is a paradox, as is the nature of the subject's beauty.

Look at Suzie! Isn't she so neautiful???

by Avocadorat March 3, 2020