The Full Narnia

A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.

I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!

by skinny white boy July 11, 2014

narnia

the middle of fucking nowhere;extremely out of the way from everything else

My house is so out of the way from everything else, i might as well live in fucking narnia!

by peopleofnarnia January 12, 2011

Narnetic

Absolutely crazy, and most likely resembeling something that would take place in the fiction land of Narnia.

"Wow, that group of joggers wearing only turtlenecks was Narnetic."

"This Inuit theme party tonight might get Narnetic"

by Mattius Bareback December 29, 2007

Narnie

Another name for Grandma in the South.

Narnie is baking cookies!

by LoLoGirl April 8, 2011

Moved to Narnia

When a friend/person you are seeing stops hanging out for no apparent reason and is unable to be reached by any conventional means.

Bob: Yo have you seen John lately? He never hangs out anymore.

Andrew: I havent either. Guess he moved to Narnia.

by Dancendiary July 1, 2009

Narnia Gay

The state of being so far into the closet that you are in Narnia, syn: flamer

Bill: Damn yo, that Merrick kid is Narnia Gay!

Joe: Tell me about it, look at the pink hsirt and those earrings

by Casella October 10, 2008

Narnian

A gay person who is so deep in the closet they reside in Narnia. Usually in reference to someone being self delusional about their own sexuality.

"Isn't Bob gay?"
"Yeah but he's so deep in the closet he's a NARNIAN.

by CultPhenomenon March 7, 2010