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NINCOMPOOP

Oh yes a fucking genius ... im hoping to soon submit my defination for "nincompoop" as a trail of small black marble sized poop from a hungover fedora wearing incell ,the morning after accidentally drinking the ruffie cocktail that was meant for his only "girl cousin"
As my hungover cousin was frantically making his way to the bathroom, I noticed a trail of his own Nincompoop... that would lead him back to his grandmothers SofaBed in the basement.
by Ann M Neesia October 26, 2019
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An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.
Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”
by Not a bozo July 15, 2021
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Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.
If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.
by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021
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What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Pov: your here because of Enola Holmes. I see you.
"You're a nincompoop" -Enola Holmes
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Someone who is an idiot

Also a funny word I like to use

You nincompoop!
Why you big fat nincompoop!
by Ugh 😩 June 7, 2022
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Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.
"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"
by bigdoninc March 12, 2025
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