by Qcumberland October 14, 2016
Oh my god this guy thinks he’s soooo hard but he is shit he’s not funny but he is gay
Don’t ever go around him or be like him
Don’t ever go around him or be like him
by Doyouknowtheway? January 04, 2020
noun:- A word used for a certain h.f. ; often called a loser in Saudi Arabia by this amazingly sexy guy;
adjective:- a loser
adjective:- a loser
by TaiTai October 25, 2007
The best person you will ever meet. He’s hilarious and extremely kind all at once. Nils is an amazing friend but is a bit chatty. He loves to watch scary movies with you and have a laugh.
by Pennywise69420 September 14, 2020
word used to describe big talkers that don't know what they're talking about; in other words a noob in life.
next to nothing; can also be used as an acronym like lol and omg. whereas nil is noob in life.
next to nothing; can also be used as an acronym like lol and omg. whereas nil is noob in life.
noob: Yea dude! she look likes like she would totally do it!
man: Dude.... what?
noob: C'mon man, she's so for that kind of thing.
man: Yeah, like you'd know what "that thing" is. You should stop talking, nil, before you get yourself in trouble you've never had before.
man: Dude.... what?
noob: C'mon man, she's so for that kind of thing.
man: Yeah, like you'd know what "that thing" is. You should stop talking, nil, before you get yourself in trouble you've never had before.
by shodemon666 January 28, 2008
Telling your friend to look at something that isn't actually there and then saying 'one nil'. This phrase is used because its like keeping score of how many times you've tricked eachother but without the score ever actually increasing.
Players will usually start safe and believable, but eventually make extravagant assumptions to make their friend look even more foolish for looking.
Players will usually start safe and believable, but eventually make extravagant assumptions to make their friend look even more foolish for looking.
Antony: look at that huge spider!
Dan: *turns and looks*
Antony: one nil haha as if you actually looked, idiot!
Dan: *turns and looks*
Antony: one nil haha as if you actually looked, idiot!
by P Boor September 09, 2013
A football match that is exciting and suspenseful, like a nail-biter, but ultimately ends in a nil-nil draw.
by Toe_moss May 06, 2009