NEET

an offensive slur for an Italian

Dan: he's never gonna have any skills before college

Arin: it's because he's a fucking NEET

by Jojo Baggins July 26, 2021

NEET girl

Girl who is not in education, employment or training. Usually spends their time girlrotting or engaging with their nerdy interests since they're chronically online. Also typically anti-social and barely touches grass since the outside world is scary. Probably runs on energy drinks and low effort meals (may or may not be stinky.)

Parent's friend: so, what are you doing nowadays, in college, working?
NEET girl: I'm just taking time to figure stuff out.(pretty much has no idea what she's doing in life and doesn't wanna sound like a bum)

by Gtune8 December 10, 2023

NEET

Something that a Bevvvy would be.

Yeah, that Bevvvy guy, dude's gotta stop being NEET and start being neat, it's damaging his lifestyle.

by Tedus Logus December 20, 2020

NEET

The National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (Undergraduate) or NEET (UG), formerly the All India Pre-Medical Test (AIPMT), is an all India pre-medical entrance test for students who wish to pursue undergraduate medical (MBBS), dental (BDS) and AYUSH (BAMS, BUMS, BHMS, etc.) courses in government and private institutions in India and also, for those intending to pursue primary medical qualification abroad.

~NEET UG is one of the largest exam in India in terms of registered applicant (approx. 2,000,000).
~AIIMS is the superior medical college in India.

~If you get into an AIIMS-
¬Your parents brag about you day and night, you are now a priced possession to them
¬Your relatives think so highly of you and give your examples to their children, i.e. you cousins are jealous of you
¬The moment somebody gets to know about the fact that you are an AIIMSONIAN, they get IMMEDIATE INFERIORITY COMPLEXX

Seeing your child getting into an AIIMS(NEET) is what every middle class Indian parents' dreams are about.

by Polikos Asteras November 19, 2023

Neet

An idiotic way of spelling the word neat.

guy1: "Today has been neet"

guy2: "Don't you mean neat?"

guy1: "Shut up!"

by An Idiot Whom be Unbeknownst October 20, 2022

NEET

n., adj. originating in Japan, an acronym that stands for 'Not in education, employment, or training.'

SEE hikikomori, loser, deadbeat, a fate worse than death

"Why won't any women ever want to date or marry me?," sighed the thirty-something NEET.

by Rock Yer Baby June 25, 2023

Neet

Neet is a meaning for someone who's a big dumbass and maybe sitting beside you right now

Person 1: Who's that guy

Person 2: Neet

by Neetisntfunny June 18, 2022