NEET

n., adj. originating in Japan, an acronym that stands for 'Not in education, employment, or training.'

SEE hikikomori, loser, deadbeat, a fate worse than death

"Why won't any women ever want to date or marry me?," sighed the thirty-something NEET.

by Rock Yer Baby June 25, 2023

NEET

Abbreviation for National Entrance and Eligibility Test in India.

Hey what was your all India Rank in NEET?

Bro I'm fucked. It was 44,689.

Might get Ayurveda college with that!

Na fam I belong to the lower cast so I will be a surgeon due to the reservation system.

Bruh!

by YourFuture008 July 12, 2021

Neet

Neet is a meaning for someone who's a big dumbass and maybe sitting beside you right now

Person 1: Who's that guy

Person 2: Neet

by Neetisntfunny June 18, 2022

naw neet

the negation of "yaw yeet"

Person: Did you that essay?

Me: Naw neet my dude.

by zoomer345 February 23, 2021

NEET

Something that a Bevvvy would be.

Yeah, that Bevvvy guy, dude's gotta stop being NEET and start being neat, it's damaging his lifestyle.

by Tedus Logus December 20, 2020

NEET

The National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (Undergraduate) or NEET (UG), formerly the All India Pre-Medical Test (AIPMT), is an all India pre-medical entrance test for students who wish to pursue undergraduate medical (MBBS), dental (BDS) and AYUSH (BAMS, BUMS, BHMS, etc.) courses in government and private institutions in India and also, for those intending to pursue primary medical qualification abroad.

~NEET UG is one of the largest exam in India in terms of registered applicant (approx. 2,000,000).
~AIIMS is the superior medical college in India.

~If you get into an AIIMS-
¬Your parents brag about you day and night, you are now a priced possession to them
¬Your relatives think so highly of you and give your examples to their children, i.e. you cousins are jealous of you
¬The moment somebody gets to know about the fact that you are an AIIMSONIAN, they get IMMEDIATE INFERIORITY COMPLEXX

Seeing your child getting into an AIIMS(NEET) is what every middle class Indian parents' dreams are about.

by Polikos Asteras November 19, 2023

burden a neets

A person who has Lice in their hair or in the genital area, neets.

Go and wash yourself you Filthy bastard, you are covered in neets from country folk. You caught neets from the toon hoors. Burden a neets.

by Snoters December 27, 2017