myat

a chick magnet that girls canNOt resist and NOT GAY

hello myat

by uhh!!!!!!!! January 10, 2021

can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.

They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.

by scodder June 29, 2010

Mycal

1.Mycal is a male name from west Africa. He's a typical guy who is very humble, respectful, social, easy-goer and self-conscious.
2. This is a name that describes a good dude who handles everyone the way they treat him. He don't give a damn about what haters say but just stays real.
3. He's a kind of dude every gals wish to date because he is a lover boy, so strict about any girl he go out because his passion is not to make her cry but to treat her right like a Queen Mama.

Jessie: ' I wish had a boyfriend like Mycal because he's a kinda dude who's so affectionate and passionate when it comes to relationships he is such a coolest guy on the planet.
Tina: ' Aww, so sweet!!! I'm going downtown right now I may find one OMG!!!

by M. V Kalum April 17, 2019

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

myca

It is a name that mean pretty, talented, awesome, smart, and a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious person. #girlboss

Myca is a girlboss.

by dahyun's foot rest April 15, 2022

bill gates raped my cat

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."

{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!

by Russ Bus November 29, 2007