Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole

A gracious greeting between two gentleman of high social standing. Notably referring to whites only. When referred by different skin colors the phrase is altered, ex: Blacks, Eat My Fat *BLACK* Bootyhole. This is not racist as the alteration of the phrase is just its nature. Can also be insult against strictly straight males, but only when the other is also straight so its funny cause if he was gay, that be fucking gay, miss me wit that gay shit, nigga. Can be a sign of love between two homies, when used like this there is no alteration for skin colors.
Ex 1: "Hello, Mr. President, Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Eat My Fat Stanky asshole as well, Mr. Reeves."
Ex: "Yo my nigga Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole." "Nigga, you gon make me cry, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole, too."
Ex 3: "Im not gay, but Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Im straight so im offended!"

Ex 4: "Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole." "Wtf bro thats gay."
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Cinderella my asshole

Something you say when your fed up with someone who acts like a bitch all the time.
Hey Jared cinderella my asshole-alicia
by JaradBel4 January 19, 2017
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A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:
Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
by Ling Ling the chink August 01, 2024
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024
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My asshole is green

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
by SiL3Nt J September 09, 2023
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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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