shine my shoes

Another way of saying “kiss my ass”

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

My shoes are too big for you.

A figure of speech meaning that a situation is way too complicated for another to understand. relating with "Put you in my shoes".

guy1: I'd love to help you with your problems but i don't know what's going on.
guy2: sorr man,my shoes are too big for you.

by teh reaper September 25, 2005

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

by max meat July 20, 2010

guu on my shoes

Could be used in any situation that turns out to be exciting, surprising, and random.

Crystal: "We are going on a shopping spree"
Lizbeth: "guu on my shoes!!!"

by Lizbitt May 15, 2009

change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.

Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.

by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006

changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

by Kami Kay August 4, 2016

sprinkle my shoes

British term for men who are urinating. But when you're peeing it's bouncing off the urinal and glancing off your feet hence the term....

After having a few beers I've got to sprinkle my shoes

by Sportsmedia September 1, 2022