don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

by Arthur34 April 23, 2017

eat my man ass

Tossing salad

Licking a mans ass hole

I Love it when you eat my man ass..

by Man ass RRT February 1, 2016

Man Who’s Not My Man

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”

Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.

by Alyx $ky January 18, 2022

Zach Herron Is My Man

MUH HUSBAND

Me: ZACH HERRON IS MY HUSBAND
Friend: SHut up! Wait, What happened to your crush?
Me: *squeaks* Zach Herron Is My Man

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019

strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

by MyManKevin OnTheLedgeAndShit September 27, 2021

who invited my man blud

The feeling & reaction to someone either being included or trying to include themselves in something that they either have no right to be apart of, or are completely out of place in the situation.

*f1fantwo (imaginary/made/up/gender) Retweeted your reply*

Person 1: "Who invited my man blud?"
Person 2: "Nah this bitch ain't it chief"

by PixelBug91 April 10, 2022