Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
by JeepPickup October 30, 2021
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oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
by xXpsychic.moonXx October 01, 2019
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oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up
by the funny one April 04, 2020
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Oh My God Confession

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010
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'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
by death to justin bieber February 02, 2011
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Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
by ChrisLionheart January 08, 2005
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