your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

by Granana August 15, 2018

u not my dad

"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".

Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"

by Unotmydad69 November 17, 2015

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.

“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”

by aglioolio July 04, 2016

My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 26, 2022

Dusted my dad

Jacking it. Wanking. Stroking one off.

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱

by tc69 September 08, 2017