A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed
OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!
by murphdiggity February 03, 2010
a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.
camel-toe.
by mytigaz October 10, 2004
verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."
by John Schaedler December 21, 2006
sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so
by Bob dizzle May 12, 2008
one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.
"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"
by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 16, 2007
Phew, dude. Who murphed?
Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.
That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.
Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.
That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.
by Rob & Ken December 23, 2004
Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.
"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 02, 2004