murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed

OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!

by murphdiggity February 3, 2010

murph

a murph is what you have when your pants or shorts get stuck in your ass crack. a frontal murph is similiar to a
camel-toe.

as in, "Dude, check out that old lady's murph!" would be a tease at the old lady's expense.

by mytigaz October 9, 2004

murph

verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."

The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.

by John Schaedler December 25, 2006

murph

sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so

Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today

by Bob dizzle May 23, 2008

murph

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 31, 2007

murph

(v) To fart.

(n) A fart.

Phew, dude. Who murphed?

Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.

That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.

by Rob & Ken December 22, 2004

Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004