Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.

Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!

by lethal bizzle August 20, 2007

mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

Mucky Work Fingers

Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...

You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.

by Nozzer August 25, 2006

yucky mucky

what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud

Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*

When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"

by Pokopon Kaitlyn February 21, 2021

Muckies

nude photos

oi babe, send me some muckies

by qwertyasdapop February 20, 2019

Mucky Wank

A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x

Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar

by Cheryl.cole678 July 23, 2023

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 8, 2023