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Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell
oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.
by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021
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Mattia Binotto

The clown in the turbo hybrid era of Formula One.
Led Ferrari with his Master🅱️lan since 2019.
Who is that leaving the pit wall in the middle of a race?
Oh, it's Mattia Binotto, The clown of Formula One.

Carlos Sainz overtaking another guy on track
Mattia Binotto: Do you want to pit this lap?
by __DSG__ October 20, 2022
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Mattis

Damn! He's a real Mattis!
by RealWanker January 7, 2016
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Mattie

They're the kind of girls that will make your day and can break your heart. You fall hard for a Mattie, and once you do their is no going back. Matties may not seem beautiful to others but when you fall in love with one she's all you'll want to look at. She is beautiful and complex and must be treated with care, hang on to the Matties in your life, they're truly unique and emotion sparking creatures who you'll learn much from and never want to be apart from
"Wow you look dazed" "yeah, I just talked to a Mattie"
by The man in the moon June 15, 2018
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pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.
MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'
by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009
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Mattie

A Mattie is an amazing person who absolutely loves making people happy. Matties are cute, sexy, strong, but very independent. They dont show emotions easily and make you work to become parts of theyre lives but once your in ur golden. Matties are reliable and very dependable. Matties are the girls that you try to keep in your lives. Ones you love the most.
Mattie is an all around perfect lovable person who does what she believes n and doesnt follow the pack.
by blahh!987654321 February 4, 2010
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Cory Montieth

The most amazing, hottest, greatest Glee actor in the world.
He is great.
Guy Number One: Dude, your such a Cory Montieth!

Guy Number Two: Holy crap, that's the best thing you could ever say to me.
by ILOVEGLEE. February 13, 2010
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