Martelling

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.

1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.

by Therealfarley September 30, 2020

moltered

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.

Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.

by Molter555 March 23, 2012

Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

martenitsa

The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.

On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.

by Tsoncho February 23, 2006

martellanator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air as you wrap one arm around her leg, and if your a coda, you can have the other hand around her neck

OMG. you just did the martellanator on her. FTW

by codaa January 3, 2011

montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018