Marrie

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.

Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality

by J cans November 16, 2019

Single Married Woman

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.

Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.

by A single married woman July 4, 2017

smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Morrisa

A Morrisa is a intelligent, artistic, attractive girl or woman.

damn, i wish i could be like that Morrisa.
shit man, i wish my girl friend was a Morrisa.

by that one creepy guy April 4, 2008

Darren Morrison

A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.

Guy 1: "Oh my God! Is that guy fucking a horse?"

Guy 2: "Meet Darren Morrison...."

by Anon m0ssy xp3r7 February 20, 2009

Loose Morris

A loose morris when the pussy is so loose that when you stick the dick in only about half of the pussy contains D while the rest is empty space infested with yeast and sexual diseases.

I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.

by JamesT69 August 21, 2014

Hilary Morrissey

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Has little to no fears and only really shows emotion when she’s drunk.

“Christ it’s hilary morrissey hide behind that bush”

by butterbean November 4, 2019