When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!
Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.
by Rexxxignis March 16, 2016
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
by daethnotez September 20, 2009
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
by olliedidthis April 07, 2018
by rhsone April 07, 2018
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
by TheMailManSmith April 07, 2018
I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!
by Rufnew June 30, 2017
Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof April 07, 2018