a small hairy critter. a hair ball. a tanned hide made into a pouch. fuzzy, yet cuddly. often found in the inane world of TUT.
I need a mofer that wont blow my cover.
I found a dead mofer on the road.
There is a lot of mofers runnin a muck.
Lets go mofer huntin.
TUT has the most mofers I have ever seen
I found a dead mofer on the road.
There is a lot of mofers runnin a muck.
Lets go mofer huntin.
TUT has the most mofers I have ever seen
by WristPin December 15, 2008
Get the mofer mug.A highly amusing mop-mann, consisting of a mopp and a polystyrene head. He may be wearing a hat, or a belt. Originates behind the scenes of Bugsy Malone. Incredibly belly holding and rib tickling. A legend.
by Ami May 13, 2005
Get the Mopfrey mug.Loitering while walking. Hanging out in an environ, i.e. a particular block; moving so as to avoid arrest on more traditional loitering charges. Mopery is not a real charge or violation of the law, but a descriptive term, stretching the legalities of loitering, which would include staying in one place.
by poleece January 2, 2006
Get the mopery mug.Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".
A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.
These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.
They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.
These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.
These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.
They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.
These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?
Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?
Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?
Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?
Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?
Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
by Ekig March 20, 2010
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The lowest or newest person on the staff.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD September 27, 2015
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