Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

moosles

a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose

"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"

by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008

Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies engage when trying to hide their causal roles in the the autism epidemic. Usually involves hiring drug addicts. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders and to keep CDC staff out of jail.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

by oneinninetyone May 10, 2011

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Moodle

An online website used for students to access resources and homework from classes.

In reality, it sounds like something a little kid would say on a playground.

*kid runs up to parent, crying*
Mommy, that boy moodled me!

by HelenaDeLuna January 25, 2014

Moozle

several meanings;

1. to ejaculate
2. to have sexual intercouse with
3. to fuck-up

very similar meaning to 'fuck'

Yo Ajay, you know I moozled your chick right?

Damn that maths exam was a moozle!

I just moozled over porn, it was great!

by yusufpatpat November 30, 2014

Moodle

A website teachers use because they are trying to be "green" and not waste paper.

Guys, your homework is on the Moodle!" "Okay, well what happens when an anti-technology terrorist blows up the internet?

by CUBEFISTMAN! February 22, 2011